These seriously can't be real...

I didn't get in trouble with my first stripper article so I figured why not try it again? I never thought I'd be writing about this when I was getting my Masters' Degree....lol

There are a good amount of strip clubs across New York and some of the names are completely hilarious, seriously laugh out loud funny. As you can imagine, my browser history is a little different and odd after looking all this up, but that works for you.

What are the funniest named strip clubs in New York State?

  • SugarDaddy's Gentleman's Club in Long Island
  • Get Punished Male Strip Club in New York City
  • Spearmint Rhino Gentleman's Club New York City
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  • We The Strip in Brooklyn
  • Hunk-O-Mania in New York City (My personal favorite name)
  • Mermaids Gentleman's Club in Queens
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  • Satin Doll's Gentleman's Club in New York City
  • Smiles in Poughkeepsie
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  • FlashDancers in New York City
  • Sidelines 2 Silhouette in Monticello
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Wow, what a funny list. Whoever named them deserves some extra creativity points and a name really tells all.

I still think my favorite is Hunk-O-Mania,  and Sidelines 2 Silhouette lol

Do you know more funny-named strip clubs in New York? Share your answer with us on the station app, we won't tell who submitted it.

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