How Do I Get a Black Market Haircut in the Hudson Valley?

I'm still in my quarantine and I'm getting a little scruffy? Am I the only one who is close to cutting their own hair?

We're still in isolation and nonessential businesses are still closed. Social distancing means physical distancing as well. With many salons and barbershops shut down how do we get a haircut? Do we just have to no a friend of a friend? Are these haircuts happening in an alley somewhere and maybe with clippers attached to a 6ft pole?

I don't know if I can go until the end of the month without getting a haircut.

I can't be the only one in this boat.
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